Tuesday, September 22, 2009


Keep in mind I'm not a messenger, I'm a janitor.

But what the fuck is this shit about?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

I still need some collabs, Standard.

SE PK Ripper.

Um... and Standard.

The hotel.

When bikes and hotels are collaborating, I don't know which way is up. A hotel? How does that even... why can.... how is...

I'm just going to stop asking questions, seeming as how I think SE bikes are pieces of shit anyway. Remember that $100 bill colorway?

This is somehow more stupid than that.


Thursday, September 17, 2009

But to me, they're just pants.

Outlier is awesome, don't get me wrong, but I'd rather buy four pairs of jeans than one pair of grey pants. Yes, they look awful nice and have some good tech behind them, but sheesh.

They're just pants.
"Uh, why am I homeless? Oh, now I remember... it was the pants."

In other news, ADIDAS broke out on SneakerFreaker with some "fixie" specific shoes, and while I really hate the term "fixie" like, REALLY dislike it, the shoes themselves look quite dope, slimmed down for proper feel and in two really nice colorways.

I'm diggin' the whole workwear tough trending but when you work downtown at a design firm, it's not exactly a fucking railroad. Anyhow, fashion is fashion, and we all look like morons anyway you slice it. That's popular culture. Pushing things forwards inevitably leads you back. Meanwhile I was away in Michigan on a 2 day bike trip around the coast, riding, eating, and drinking. I'll post some of the travel pics later on, as I felt that I just had to rant.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

What fucking day is it?

HUGE straps.

Does it seem like everyone is starting to drop these shits?

Dig the Chubs in the back.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

BUKKAKE OR DIE (on the real)

Rebel Eight

Yep. Take it, bitches. Faced.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Straight off the internet!

No Cassettes!

This is from the premier of their video on SF, but from the looks of it, it was a bike massacre. No doubt, I would steal. So. Many. Bikes.

I would need a very large truck and a shit ton of PBR. Kids were sick though, all sorts of spinning and maddness so raw, it needed to be spelled with a extra D.

This guy is in awe. What is that? A Cutter?

Even Master Chief showed up.

Other attendees include people with Vans Eras, some douchebags on motorcycles who felt inclined to show these "kids fucking around on bikes" that sometimes, people who suck dick for a living want to feel something between their legs other than a wet vagina... i.e. a motor.

Um, some kid with a laptop, a lot of people with expensive or ridiculous clothing, flat brimmed New Eras... and a least like 6 people with bikes. That's what they call them right?

Friday, September 4, 2009

File Under WTF

This is what 800 dollars buys you these days.


More pics HERE.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

F(L)AVOR / Lemme Start A Posse

Check out the Flickr.

In the meantime, the color of this bike has urged me to go buy some bananas.

And not those silly-ass Supra Skytops either. Which also brings me to think, I need some Corporate Collabos on the burner, like, yesterday. Someone get those going.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I want one I want one I want one


A veritable rainbow of new saddles from STARFUCKERS. All I can say is Niiiiiiiiice.

As seen on PC:
Some bike porn, uh, this totally looks like a bike a transformer would ride.

In other news now that the move has been finalized I'll be posting more pics of night rides.